...I've been trained to make beats that would make a billy goat puke.

6.16.2009

AND ANOTHER THING!

I'm sick of people acting like it's SO GROSS that I drink Diet Coke!And the reason why is THIS:
Whenever I go out with someone to eat, they get all grossed out and yell and scream and cry when I order a Diet Coke. Which is fine, they're probably going to eat something totally gross like fish, so we're even.
But the kicker is when they get Regular Coke, and when the wai(ter/tress) brings us the sodas, most of the time my dinner company will take a sip of their drink and go "Is this Diet?"

OH SO IT'S SO GROSS YOU NEED TO MAKE A SCENE, BUT IN REALITY YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO. GOOD JOB RETARD.

4 comments:

  1. I can tell the difference... and it tastes GREAT!!! (that is when there's nothing else to drink)

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  2. toblezzz...destroyer of all drinks.

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  3. i was disgusted last night. DC? jesus i was SO FREAKIN' EMBARRASSED.

    oh and you know it's server now, right? you probably say STEWARD/STEWARDESS, too.

    this friendship is on probation.

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  4. Of course I still say Steward, it's in my job title!

    ...STEWARD OF PAIN.

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