I'm sick of people acting like it's SO GROSS that I drink Diet Coke!
And the reason why is THIS:
Whenever I go out with someone to eat, they get all grossed out and yell and scream and cry when I order a Diet Coke. Which is fine, they're probably going to eat something totally gross like fish, so we're even.
And the reason why is THIS:But the kicker is when they get Regular Coke, and when the wai(ter/tress) brings us the sodas, most of the time my dinner company will take a sip of their drink and go "Is this Diet?"
OH SO IT'S SO GROSS YOU NEED TO MAKE A SCENE, BUT IN REALITY YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO. GOOD JOB RETARD.
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I can tell the difference... and it tastes GREAT!!! (that is when there's nothing else to drink)
ReplyDeletetoblezzz...destroyer of all drinks.
ReplyDeletei was disgusted last night. DC? jesus i was SO FREAKIN' EMBARRASSED.
ReplyDeleteoh and you know it's server now, right? you probably say STEWARD/STEWARDESS, too.
this friendship is on probation.
Of course I still say Steward, it's in my job title!
ReplyDelete...STEWARD OF PAIN.