Infernal Dialog

So as my last post may denote, I am totally insane and have an overly active internal dialog going on at all times. After posting the stapler bit, it reminded me of a few bets I've made with myself. Here's a few of them:

• A bet to see how long I could go with only bread and water (lasted one week)
  
• A bet to see how long I could go without a cheeseburger (laster two months)
  
• A bet to see how many faces I could see in foliage, that I could then make into faces of dogs (lasted about 8 years)
• A bet to see how many burgers I could eat in one sitting (eight)

So as you can see, I'm addicted to gambling?