...I've been trained to make beats that would make a billy goat puke.

6.17.2009

Dear David Icke,

Please help. Pretty sure my boss' wive is a lizard people.

Yours,
Will

PS - Not even joking.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous19.6.09

    that poor ol woman!

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  2. Dear Mother,
    It is disheartening that you've taken the side of the lizard people. It is said that even war cannot cleave the bond between mother and son...let us hope that it does not come to that.

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  3. Anonymous20.6.09

    I have to stick up for pathetic old women...DUH! Multi-talented sons who like to torture themselves in the dungeon of life must be on their own....LET THE WAR BEGIN....b o o m

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  4. Ha ha. I've seen the slits in her eyes... Beware.

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